I'm sure you've heard of this place. It has figured prominently in numerous other Yahoo! Chats. It's denizens portray it as a Eutopia, populated by the erudite, the scholarly, men and women of pedantic renown
I must admit, when my friend told me that Professors Chat was populated by men in ill-fitting rubber costumes, I was in disbelief. He sent me some chatlogs of the goings-on there,drunken confessions of bestiality,debauchery, incestuos escapades. I was stultified at the sheer level of depravity and ineptitude.
The proprietors of Professors' Chat do not want the location to become too well known, fearing they would then be overrun and their beautiful Island taken hostage by heathens from across the oceans. So my trip there was planned in secret and I had to remain in a lurker ID during my adventure.
Professors Chat was the best vacation I've ever had. Being able to talk to a self proclaimed genius was just about the coolest thing in the world. I thought the giant ape and other animals on the island would be in cages, or inaccessible, but I was wrong, and they proved to be quite unfriendly and dangerous. Click here to tell your story
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Homer becomes victim of chatroom fraud!
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and then... Homer realizes just how much trouble those emails caused..
Homer could not seem to understand
(1) That he was the only party involved that had broken any laws or Yahoo! terms of Service.
(a)It is a crime to threaten a person with physical violence
(b)It is not a crime to report those threats the the appropriate authorities.
(2) He could only make it worse for himself no matter what his course of action, if any
(3) University IT policies are exempt from protection under the first amendment and that
The admins can ban you for ANY reason,or NO reason, at their sole discretion, especially
if ""attacks on the University network are continually launched by or on behalf
of the victims of Dr Arfy Hairbags verbal abuses.""
(4) His name address, phone number, office hours and class schedule , email and the emails of every university department
including the janitorial staff , every
name of every neighbor on his street, the names cell numbers and emails of all his facebook contacts,
his professional publications...
all publicly displayed in numerous places across the internet.
(5) That the persons reporting his crimes and misuse of IT resources had comitted no crime and were
in fact acting in good faith to protect the
community from an unstable and dangerous individual.
Wicked Witch Shocker
Sources reported late Tuesday night that Jeanna Pill-on, AKA wickedwitch10169 was pregnant by chat terrorist Abu-AL-Jamar Harley 420. Abu-Harley is a Persian immigrant and purported stepson of Mexican narco-trafficker Imanuel Labour. No word yet on whether or not they plan to keep the baby or opt for an illegal late term abortion. Police were called to the couples clandestine 'love shack' Tuesday night after neighbors called 911 and reported a domestic disturbance and gushots. Harley was released on bond Wednesday morning and left with his attorneys, Crims, Rimson, and Ryder. Jeanna PILLon remains in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital. The child is expected to be a buttwhole baby.
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Doctor Mojo The SICKO asking to see 14 yr old tits
Mojo: Again intimating his propensity for sexually abusing young children (note that April approves)
Vince Offers $10,000 Reward for Proof
Vince intdends to lay rest all the rumors flying around
about his filandering
with a 23 (biosteve2001 says 21) year old virgin honor student from Belgium
and offers $10,000 to anyone that can produce proof
of a restraining order against him. Featuring gdressler and biosteve2001
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Science Flunky Graduates From BPE
Rocket propulsion eggspurt sciencejunkie57 (Professor Dan Brookshear) recieves the No-Belt Prize June 21, 2009
after he graduated from The BPE .Although formally trained primarily as an economist (MBA), Professor Brookshear is currently doing exhaustive research and design on alternative energy systems for NASA and UTM
Veronica Lenore , rhymes with WHORE ( x_p_s_y_c_r_o_p_t_i_c_x ) calls her parole officer Monday in
a desperate attempt to avoid yet another lengthy prison term..
Lenore pleaded no contest in April to soliciting a US Marshall
outside a New Orleans hotel. She is currently on house arrest pending a decision by a grand jury.Despite rumors that she has finished nursing school and is a registered nurse, no records exist to support her claims of having a job and being clean and sober. Ms Lenore has a lengthy record of arrests for posession of heroin and drug paraphenalia.
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Father Zorrois Involved in Illegal Booting Racket !
The catholic Church was embroiled in yet another scandal this week as one of it's own,
Father Zorrois, an Irish Priest and suspected IRA leader was linked with booting
activity in the professors' chat. Zorrois faces a litany of charges including
booting for hire, promotion of hacking activities, and conspiracy to boot.
Recently Fr? Zorrois credentials have come into question due to his ignoranceof scripture and church doctrine Several have publicly accused Zorrois ofbeing an outright imposter.
The Vatican could not be reached for comment.
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