Chapter 1: Boss’s new day

One fine day Boss, being his own tile making boss, was doing his daily walk to the Sip-N-Go to get his lunch and attempt to pick up gas station women and men at the restrooms.  Even though he did this everyday, this was no ordinary day, today his life would be changed. Boss would find a new mission in his life, his life would now have purpose.

 On his daily walk this day, Boss was feeling extraordinarily like his own Boss as he had worn his special 3 wolves howling at the moon t-shirt.  A dark green 2010 jaguar pulled up beside him.  A handsome well dressed stallion of a man cracked the window at him at a stoplight.  The devilishly young attractive man whispered one sentence “ I will take down BPE, professor’s 1 chat, and then books and lit 2”  The jaguar car pulled away and all Boss noticed is the name on the license plate.  It said Joey. 

Boss decided to forgo his attempt to pick up men and women at the Sip-N-Go restrooms, even though he had worn his 3 wolves howling at the moon shirt, a special shirt for him indeed.  He had to get back to the half-way house and log onto the group-room computer.  He must tell all about the extravagant well spoken handsome man named Joey.  He will tell all of chat, and he decided he will tell them all, even if they won’t listen, he will remind them.  He knew nothing else to talk of in chat other than  Joey.  Boss also considered himself to be much smarter than the numerous professors with PhD’s and the highly educated MD’s.  Boss sitting on the pee-stained sofa in his half-way house knew he was smarter than all of them.

Chapter 2: The end of chat is near!

            Much to Boss’ surprise, the group-home computer wasn’t working.  It was evident to him that the keyboard malfunctioned once again.  Boss knew all to well about  how the group home wrecked keyboards, since he himself, with the other male residents, release evil fluids together with them from time to time.

            Boss decided he must take his newly acquired knowledge of Joey to the street.  “Wait!” Boss said to himself and thought of something even better.  He will take his mission of telling the world about Joey all the way to Yahoo Headquarters! Yes, that is what Boss must do! “Onto Yahoo Headquarters!” he mumbled while his mouth was full during one of his lunch time exchanges in the male restroom at the Sip-N-Go.

            Boss started packing up his things in a plastic Sip-N-Go bag.  He did have some money from donations he got from his Sip-N-Go restroom activities.  He touched his lip sores to remind him of other things he had gotten in the Sip-N-Go restroom.  He didn’t have enough money for a bus, so he will walk.  As he walked, he will tell all he encounters about the mysterious stranger named Joey and what Joey whispered to him. He left the group home and headed out towards the main strip.  On to “Yahoo Headquarters!” he yelled.

Chapter 3: Boss meets an intelligent crimson biologist

            The first man he saw was a tiny man with a big angry voice.  He was yelling on the street corner.  This didn’t interest Boss much, but then Boss, thinking of how smart he was, decided to approach this yelling angry little man.  Maybe this man could help him get the word out about Joey.  As Boss got closer to him, he heard what he was yelling:.

  “ Abortion is wrong.  I will kill you if you have an abortion.  I have guns to shoot trees with.  I shot that tree because it had an abortion and didn’t believe in God!”

 “God only talks to me, I am so wise of a biologist and in the army and am almost dying that God has to talk to me and I am dead but God tells me things”

“Vaccines are tools of the devil!! Guns are God’s playthings! Bad parents are the best parents for a kid, God told me all of this!”

“Nancy Pelosi is going to get me because I know too much.  God told me people shouldn’t have heath care and Obama is the antichrist, God talks to me everyday about such things…health care and vaccines are signs of the rapture”  

“God hates the Great and brilliant Dr. Vince!, God told me to warn everyone about Dr. Vince!”

“ I am an intelligent biologist, God appointed me to abort trees and milk bobcats”

“ I am the crimson bobcat milker!!”

 This little yelling man struck Boss as peculiar.  Boss noticed the 10 empty bottles of Ripple and Mad Dog 20/20 behind his street corner lamp post, and figured what god this angry man talked to.  When Boss got closer, he noticed the first thing that he and the man shared, those pesky lip sores. 

Boss also noticed how this guy liked to tell random strangers he will kill them and find them at their home and kill them.  Boss, not a shy social wall-flower decided to greet him.  Just as Boss was going to say hello, the crazy man went even more crazy, yelling louder and louder!.  He was bouncing up and down on the street corner screaming

“Dr. Vince I will get you, me and my bobcats are sent from God to get you!!”  Boss noticed while the angry man was repeating this over and over, a dark, dashing, expensively well dressed impressive stranger walked by and put $5.00 in the angry man’s Styrofoam cup  As the amazing looking stranger did this, the angry man was screaming at the top of his lungs ““Dr. Vince I will get you, me and my bobcats are sent from God to get you!!” 

Boss assumed this exquisite stranger could only be Dr. Vince.  Dr. Vince said to him “Crimson, please stop drinking you are hurting yourself.  And you should get those sores checked out”  The beautiful strapping stranger named Dr. Vince walked past Boss and nodded hello.  Boss, in his brilliance and his own amazing intelligence thought that Dr. Vince must be a “hearts and minds” doctor. 

Boss decided talking to crimson biologist would do much good.  He did mutter to himself that he will find someone else to tell about Joey.  Crimson biologist heard the name Joey and stopped from his ranting.  Crimson biologist said he will go with Boss to Yahoo headquarters and tell all of Joey with Boss and also tell everyone about his conversations with God.

Chapter 4: Boss meets a grey-eyed Borat—Coming soon!